Down ‘n Dirty

As the old adage goes, everything’s better with bacon. Evidently, even sex. Get ready to go hog wild in the sack with Bacon Lube, from the folks behind pig-packed culinary wonders Baconnaise and BaconSalt. For just $11.99 a pop, slather on the smoky, salty (potentially high cholesterol) massage oil and get down to business. So you can smell like pork while porking? Yeah, I don’t get it either.

Sooey!

Posted by Abby

Editor’s Note:
Ed: “What does sooey mean?”
Abby: “Sooey is a country term—it’s how farmers call pigs. God, I’m so Kentucky right now.”

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