It never ceases to amaze me how many people in relationships complain so openly about their S.O.s. They don’t do this, they talk like that, blah blah. Well, as we approach the lovey-dovey, romantic celebration of Valentine’s Day, think about this: save the hundred bucks you may spend on a box of chocolates and bouquet of flowers, and send a C-ya Relationship Closure Card instead. The online card company offers a selection of 25 ways to kick your lover, friend, or colleague to the curb.
Now, before you start thinking what a heartless bitch I may be, consider this: since the company was founded in 1996, thousands of C-ya cards have been sold and distributed internationally — supremely impressive considering the number of email/text/Facebook breakups that also go down. In this case, you’re able to add a dose of bizarre abstract art and misleading wording to what ultimately turns out to be the dissolution of said relationship. Hey, it’s another way out.
And to all those receiving “C-ya”s? Well, I wouldn’t wanna be ya’s.
Posted by Haley