And You Thought Pumpkin Spice Was Weird…
Extra extra, read all about it! Looks like the worlds of food and safe sex have truly collided. (A sentence that I really wish I didn’t have to say). Russian designer, Marina Malygina, has taken it upon herself to combine two of many people’s favorite pleasures: pizza and sex.
Unfortunately, I’m not kidding. After admitting that she was inspired by a Friends episode when Joey attempts to answer one of life’s hardest questions – “Which would you give up, food or sex?” she decided that no one should ever have to make that choice. (If you could see my face while I write this post, my eyes are rolling all over the place).
Yes, folks. That means that pizza condoms now exist. Named “Seriax,” each condom arrives in a wrapper that looks like a mini pepperoni pizza while the packaging (no pun intended) is a classic pizza box; a box that says, “extra tasting” and “long pleasure” on it…Oof.
No word has been given about possible flavoring but I think we can all agree that we hope those don’t roll out (the puns are just too easy) next. But hey, if you’re one of those people who is looking for your sexy time to include one of the least-sexy foods (in my opinion) then, by all means, have at it.
For me, pizza – and Friends – will never be the same.
Posted by Amy