Like any good PR professional, I get the majority of my news from Barstool Sports. Not only do I get my daily dose of “Guess That Ass” but I also get my fill of feel good stories like the one below. How is it that I haven’t read this story elsewhere yet? I know it ran in The Sun, but I read that about as often as I peruse Canada.com. Strikes me as somewhat of a disservice to oversexed men everywhere. I mean, upon having an NSA romp with a girl you met during last call at Rev Rock whose name you can’t remember, one might expect to get certain things, but shanked is not typically one of them. All I’m gonna say is thank God guys like El Prez are out there, fighting the good fight.
The Sun – HORRIFIED Wayne Robinson yesterday showed for the first time the tattoos a girl carved on him as he slept after a night of lust. The Sun told last week how pretty Dominique Fisher was convicted of wounding for slashing her name on Wayne, 24, with a Stanley knife as he lay in a drunken sleep. As he displayed the permanent scars, he said: “I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show Prison Break. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.” Wayne was so drunk he had not felt a thing. “When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.”
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