Catch-22 for Sofia’s Boobs
FINALLY – Sofia Vergara and I have something in common. The Modern Family star recently told Cosmopolitan there are certain clothes she can’t wear because of her 32F chest. “I can’t wear something backless, because what holds them up? Then the magazines would be saying, ‘What was she thinking with those sagging t*ts?'”
As a fellow member of Camp Busty, I’m extremely envious of gals who can show off their shoulders and backs in strapless or scoop tops. Not just because of how they look, but because (to me) it seems like they’ve gobbled up the dress market! Finding a non-strapless wedding gown was an ordeal. And the bridesmaid’s dress I wore last summer, with its plunging back, lead to a crushing collection of straps, snaps and point underwire to avoid the dreaded sags.
So don’t “woe is me” Sofia for her complaint. As someone whose job it is to walk red carpets night after night with fresh new looks, she’s definitely at a disadvantage over the clothes-hanger body types of Gwyneth Paltrow or Nicole Kidman. Fashion reviewers might complain that she always wears the same cuts. But has that diminished her beauty one bit? No way!
Check out some shots of Sofia Vergara’s smokin’ signature red carpet look:
2011 SAG Awards
Image source Pursuitist.com
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2013 White House Correspondent’s Dinner
Image source Vogue
Posted by Michelle
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