Destination: Love Town
Image source Love Cloud’s Facebook
If you’ve ever dreamed of joining the mile high club, there’s a new airline that wants to help you do just that. Love Cloud, conceived by an entrepreneur in Vegas (where else?), takes passengers up to 5,280 ft. for 40 to 90 minutes in a plane complete with a double bed covered in plush, velvety red sheets, heart-themed throw pillows, and a light and sound system (for ambiance, of course).
If you are anything like me, you are probably thinking, “Is this sanitary?” Well, according to founder Andy Johnson, “After every flight, Love Cloud has a cleaning service that cleans every part of the aircraft with specific cleaning products to kill any and all germs.” Well, I guess it’s a bit cleaner than doing it like sardines in a plane restroom. Also, I wonder how many times this guy failed at airplane sex to come up with this idea…
I propose this: Isn’t the point of joining the mile high club to say you did something risky and dangerous? Like that scene in “Just Married” where Ashton gets his foot stuck in the toilet and the flight attendant bangs on the door? (RIP Brittany). Does it realllly count if you pay $800 to do it in the cabin of a tiny plane while the pilot wears noise-cancelling headphones (awkward to be that pilot…).
Your call, my friends.
Posted by Erin D.