marlo marketing. fully integrated marketing, public relations, and creative services agency based in Boston, Massachusetts and New York City

From influencer engagement for luxury hotels to website design for assisted living communities to public relations for iconic beer brands, we cover a lot of ground.

In industry lingo, we’re considered a full-service integrated consumer marketing agency.

In our lingo? We just get sh*t done.

Dollars and Census

Dollars and Census

How much is it going to cost to count up all of us Americans?  According to ComputerWorld’s reporting of government accounting — $14 billion dollars! What a bargain!

I’m not foolish enough to suggest that this is a small task — I can barely keep track of a guest list for a party of 10 let alone tally up millions of individuals, many of whom will do anything NOT to be counted, while plenty of others can’t read the form. However, when I read, “The bureau’s decision to use paper adds up to $3 billion to the total cost of the census” and then I receive a notification letter two weeks before the actual census alerting me to the pending arrival of the actual form, I have a hard time controlling my anger and frustration. Thanks for the $1.5 billion heads-up, assholes.

In an age where gay men are able to use their iPhone to get laid within minutes, tracking the exact location of potential hookups in their vicinity, how is our oh-so-powerful government not able to come up with a cost-effective, streamlined, technology-based solution to type in names and numbers!!?

Also according to ComputerWorld, in 1790, the first U.S. census was conducted for $44,000, when the country was home to 3.9 million people. Seems to me that the price has gone up — and that’s about all that has advanced. Those in charge seem to have regressed well beyond 1790, we’re talking back to the stone age. Get with the program people — give Steve Jobs a call, bet someone on his team could figure this out!

Posted by Sam