marlo marketing. fully integrated marketing, public relations, and creative services agency based in Boston, Massachusetts and New York City

From influencer engagement for luxury hotels to website design for assisted living communities to public relations for iconic beer brands, we cover a lot of ground.

In industry lingo, we’re considered a full-service integrated consumer marketing agency.

In our lingo? We just get sh*t done.

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

No, I’m not talking about Double Mint Gum. During my daily “trolling the Internet for weird shit” break, I came across a health condition that’s too crazy not too share…diphallus. I’ll break it down for the etymologically-challenged: diphallus is a rare disorder in which a man can have duplicate penises. In most cases, one penis is fully formed, and I guess the other is just for decoration? But just think of all the, er, interesting possibilities with a multifunctional diphallic dude (or maybe don’t, it’s a little terrifying). A few questions come to mind: Can both peens have sex at once? Is there twice the number of internal reproductive organs/sperm? Does the guy choose a first-string thing, or do both get equal playing time? THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND!

Oddly enough, one of my best friends knows a girl whose aunt has two vaginas.  Methinks I’ve found her a new playmate…

Posted by Abby