Forget New Year’s Resolutions

Aaah – gluttonous holiday decadence – free flowing cocktails, lavish dinner spreads, all-night Noels! Thank god the season of layering is upon us to hide all of our ‘not-so-sexy-skinny’ sins.

Early December, Glamour or Cosmo offered some “expert” advice for avoiding the extra poundage during the holidays, “When at holiday parties go for foods you don’t like, that way you won’t eat as much.” Hmmm….no thank you. I’m not exactly known for my self-control to begin with, but the idea of depriving myself of all those festive fatty treats is ludicrous.

And no thank you to the same ol’ resolutions – diet, exercise, budgets, blah, blah, blah. I have a case and a half of Prosecco left, a mini cave of fine cheeses (thank you Mr. Brad Wasik) and all those holiday checks from the aunts to cash. Christmas Eve I cancelled my gym membership and Suze Orman bores me anyways… ‘chin-chin!’ ‘clink-clink!’ to my year of excess!

posted by Sam

Posted By: marketingmarlo

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