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Kate Upton, You’re Breaking My Heart

Kate Upton, You’re Breaking My Heart

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Kate… Please. Don’t.

Kate Upton has done the unthinkable. No, she hasn’t done steroids. No, she hasn’t committed a crime (although it ought to be). No, she hasn’t even started a reality show.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton is dating Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy aka D-.

I’m not mad because she’s 20 and he’s 43. Although this was the #1 Album when he was born:

And this was the #1 Album when she was born:

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I’m not even mad that she looks like this:

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And, well….

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Really, what it comes down to is personality. The guy who made someone go all the way to Brooklyn just to get him cheesecake

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and was instrumental in the ruining of hip-hop music (and Jimmy Page’s legacy at that)…

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…. Is dating the girl who taught us how to dougie,

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Who let Daniel Tosh stab her with a banana,

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And who almoooosttt went to prom with a high school senior (so close, buddy).

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I know I have less of a chance of dating Kate than that kid had of taking her to prom. That’s not what this is about, haters. What’s going on here is that it always hurts to see someone who is such a spectacularly beautiful person inside and out date a guy who wore flashy metallic suits while floating in a wind tunnel, mouthing crappy lyrics in a shitty rap song.

Well, at least she isn’t dating Chris Brown.

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