marlo marketing. fully integrated marketing, public relations, and creative services agency based in Boston, Massachusetts and New York City

From influencer engagement for luxury hotels to website design for assisted living communities to public relations for iconic beer brands, we cover a lot of ground.

In industry lingo, we’re considered a full-service integrated consumer marketing agency.

In our lingo? We just get sh*t done.

Keep It in Your Pants, Boys

Keep It in Your Pants, Boys

Image via That’s What She Said

Take a moment and read the sign above… Okay, now that we’re all on the same page, can we all give a collective WHAT THE F*CK?!

It seems UMass Amherst has a bit of a sticky situation on its hands (so to speak), with what can only be interpreted as buckets of semen clogging up shower drains in men’s bathrooms across campus. While I don’t really know the logistics of it all, I imagine it would take thousands of bros ejaculating into the same drain simultaneously to wreak the sort of havoc this notice implies.

I mean, this has to be a prank, right? Either that, or the school must have a disproportionate number of lonely, horny men roaming the quad.

My takeaway? I’m glad that a) I never have to be subjected to dorm living again and b) thank god I’m not the UMass plumber!

Posted by Abby