Ode to Tiger
There once was a man named Tiger Woods
A talent he was with all his goods
Here, near and far, they all praised his par
And rightfully so, he was that good.
Then one fateful night his world caved in
As his wife unearthed his carnal sins
The bimbos emerged, the scandals then surged
And Tiger tried fiercely to keep the dets in.
But just like a leak inside of a dam
Details poured in like sinking sand
Voicemails and sexting, and this more perplexing
Best sex post cramming Ambien?
When all’s said and done what will the wife say?
A hardened heart leads to nuptial decay
When Tiger misfired, his name changed to “Lie”ger
But he’s offered 55 million reasons for her to stay.
And now for the elephant in the room
Since it’s unclear, we must assume
Will moral enforcement cost him endorsements?
Probably not anytime soon.
Posted by Elizabeth