Plastic Surgery is the New Black
Whether the intended results are superficial (ie. to inflate your upper half to modern-day Barbie proportions a la Heidi Montag) or purely medical (cleft palates, deviated septums, morbid obesity, et al), one thing is certain: people love plastic surgery. We can debate its merits, gossip about who’s gone under the knife and watch real-life surgeries in action 24 hours a day. And if you consider the ever-expanding catalogue of programming like Nip/Tuck, Dr. 90210, Extreme Makeover, The Swan, the entire E! Network, MTV’s I Want a Famous Face, Plastic Surgery Nightmares on Discovery Health and more, such a feat might actually be possible.
You can imagine my complete and utter joy, then, when I stumbled across AwfulPlasticSurgery.com (and it’s not nearly as amusing as sister site, GoodPlasticSurgery.com). A veritable treasure trove of trout pouts and bolt-ons (the preferred terminology for lip filler fanatics and terrible boob jobs, respectively), AwfulPlasticSurgery.com doesn’t discriminate. From socialite train wrecks like Jocelyn Wildenstein, a.k.a. the Cat Lady, to desperate wannabe TV anchors from the Midwest, this site is a goldmine of “don’ts.”
Posted by Amelia