Ri-dick-ulous iPhone Gadgetry
Ask me for a favorite, utterly offensive expression and usually I think, “[It/he/she] is about as useful as a limp dick.” Concise, inappropriate, perfection. Or so I thought. Here to challenge that logic in all its blue-balled glory: Phoneballs, silicone protective gear for your iPhone. Complete with a teeny set of danglers for your tugging pleasure, the just-launched product helps prevent everyday scrapes and dings befalling the smartphone in your life. What’s more, 10% of all proceeds from the $15 case go to the Sean Kimerling Testicular Cancer Foundation.
I don’t think I’ll be sporting a pair anytime soon, but hey, who’d have thought blue balls could be so multifunctional?
Posted by Abby