Rise and Swine
Are you tired of the rude greeting you receive from your alarm clock every morning? I know I am. Luckily, there is a solution. My friends, it’s time to wake up and smell the bacon!
The Wake n’ Bacon joins the ranks of other bizarre bacon products offered for bacon lovers everywhere. This new pork-a-licious product is an alarm clock that prompts the sleeper to wake-up—not with a heinous and constant chiming, but with the aroma of slow-cooked bacon. And this is no faux-fragrance; the alarm clock cooks actual bacon! Simply place a frozen strip of bacon in the side compartment of the pig-shaped gadget before you go to bed, then, 10 minutes before your alarm is set to go off, the Wake n’ Bacon starts cooking.
Although this sounds wonderful in theory, I’m not sure I’m quite ready to turn my nightstand into a diner. However, for those of you out there excited about feeding your alarm clock frozen bacon every night, get ready to rise and swine!
Posted by Alex