For the last few weeks, my eyes and ears have been assaulted by trailers for the movie Soul Surfer. You know the one: Katy Perry’s “Firework” inspirationally swells in the background while Carrie Underwood cheers on a one-armed surfer chick.
I know it’s based on a true story of a girl who lost an arm after a shark attack, so I’m definitely going to hell for saying this, but I’m going for it anyway. I effing hate everything that has to do with this movie.
I hate the name; it reminds me of that awful “Soul Sister” song. I hate the audience reaction commercials where gangly tween after gangly tween says the movie is so “relatable.” Really? You live in Kansas and motor around town in a flipping Huffy. What could you possibly relate to about a champion surfer girl from Hawaii whose arm got eaten by a shark? Really. I also hate the fact that the real girl this happened to has written a grand total of FIVE non-fiction books since 2003. I can barely get through this blog, let alone an entire book! As if her persistence to become a professional surfer despite her one-armedness wasn’t enough, now this chick is the Jodi Picoult of inspirational surf tomes?! Kill me.
Go ahead, call me jealous. I’ll just flip you the bird…with both hands.
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