marlo marketing. fully integrated marketing, public relations, and creative services agency based in Boston, Massachusetts and New York City

From influencer engagement for luxury hotels to website design for assisted living communities to public relations for iconic beer brands, we cover a lot of ground.

In industry lingo, we’re considered a full-service integrated consumer marketing agency.

In our lingo? We just get sh*t done.

The Least Sexy Three-Way Ever

The Least Sexy Three-Way Ever

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m.blog already turned you on (pun intended) to Whiskey Dick flavored lube, but the brown water isn’t always a foolproof solution when your dude gets a bit, shall we say, over-excited (and why wouldn’t he, you saucy minx). Designed to prevent men from reaching the finish line before their lady friend, Durex’s Stamina Pillows feature images of less-than-sexy femmes striking provocative positions (think, an overweight older chick sporting blonde pigtails, a pearl necklace and copious armpit hair licking her lips suggestively). The pillows are marketed in tandem with the brand’s line of Performa condoms, which contain a mild anesthetic to promote a long-lasting boudoir session.

Think your man won’t be fazed by a bulbous-nosed broad with three chins and a “come hither” gaze? Hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so it might not work for everyone!

Posted by Abby