This Spring’s Sizzling New Fragrance
Well, it’s arrived—the next logical step in the bacon craze—bacon cologne. (Alright, I admit it. I’m one of the bacon-obsessed to whom I refer!) This sizzling hot, new spring fragrance is available in two different aromas: Bacōn Classic and Bacōn Gold. They both contain the essence of bacon as a delicious bottom note; according to the website, Bacōn Classic is best characterized as a spicy maple aroma and Bacōn Gold, a sizzling citrus—SEXY.
Although the product’s YouTube commercial is aimed at the male population, I’m going to go ahead and strongly suggest to all my fellow single ladies that you hop on this particular bacon bandwagon immediately. I don’t know about anyone else, but I took Taco Bell’s Bacon Club Chalupa “Guys Love Bacon” commercial seriously. Hey, I may not be an expert, but I’m preeetty sure this meaty fragrance is just the key to bagging your own man meat. At $36 dollars a pop, Fargginay, Inc.’s porcine perfume is a steal, and well worth it for all the fellas the bacon-y bouquet will help you reel in. I can’t wait to get my hands on a bottle—I know exactly where I’ll be keeping it too, right next to my stash of BK Flame.
Posted by Alex
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