Warning: This Blog Post is Rated “R.” Viewer Discretion is Advised.
Last night I came across one of the most fantastic, mesmerizing, inspiring YouTube videos I have ever seen.
If there’s one thing I love more than throwback ‘90s hip hop and pop, it’s movies and videos of skilled dancers, steppers, crunkers and four year olds that know how to ‘move like a berney’.
This YouTube video combines all of these things in one, and I think even adds in some expertise learned from ‘da Club, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, YouTube has suddenly found the need to block some of its “inappropriate” content, so you’ll have to sign into an account to view it, but trust me, it’s worth it. Seriously. I’ll wait until you’ve watched the video before I move on.
How INCREDIBLE is that? Their bums are like a fifth limb, and they have so much control over them that they can even synchronize how they gyrate! Bum isn’t even a good enough word to describe their backsides; that is what I like to call a BOOTY (really throw some ‘tude into the word when you say it).
I’m just absolutely fascinated. I’m not gunna lie, as soon as I saw this video I had to try it out for myself in my full length mirror. Sadly, I don’t got it, but maybe if I could find me a pair of those delightful “hot pants,” as my mother would call them, I’d be more successful. I guess I’m more of a rump shaker than a booty popper.
Posted by Hannah
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