Spicy Sucker
I’m pretty into spicy foods. More often than not, when dining out and a server asks “Can I get you anything else?” my next request is usually for my personal fave: sriracha. Sorry, Frank, but I’ll put that shit on
The Lollipop Guild, Canadian Style
I always laugh at the memory of my incredibly opinionated aunt lambasting athletic water bottles. “They all look ridiculous…slurping and sucking on those plastic nipples—it’s absurd—they’re like children!” Well, it’s this exact principle which led a city councilor on the