John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos has been doing ads for Dannon’s Oikos Greek yogurt for some time now. The concept is simple – in a perfect world, everyone would look like John Stamos and every yogurt would taste like Dannon Oikos.
I am a completely inconsistent germaphobe. I’ll share drinks, eat things off the floor and even sometimes *GASP* kiss relative strangers on dance floors. But, when it comes to touching the overhead bar on the T, my upchuck reflex shifts